NSFW – Crime Scene Pictures

In the film Wanted (2008), the hero Wesley Gibson was pressured into demonstrating his potential as an assassin by shooting the wings off of some flies a few feet away with a 9mm pistol. 

WHAT A WOOSE!

This morning our own Oksana executed a fly at 18m with her bow … we assume because it said something less than complimentary about her archery. (Even our editor isn’t that stupid!) Don’t believe us? Then brace yourself because here are the crime scene pictures…

  
Subsequently, we decided when Oksana gets to the World Cup and goes Head-to-Head with the Koreans … her entrance music will be Killer Queen by Queen. We also decided to be a lot more polite to Oksana. ;o)

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Usually when publishing an article hinting at catastrophe, we include disclaimers saying something like “No ??????? were harmed in the writing of this article” but frankly, this time we’d obviously be lying.