Some Say ...

Some say that he shoots thousand arrow challenges in his lunch hour and he's never failed to get a line cutter called in his favour.

Some say that he's reduced the number of strands in his string so often, there aren't any strands left to reduce and that he tells his clicker when it has permission to click.

Some say that his 100 grain points mysteriously weigh 140 grains and that his quiver contains a gateway to a magical and wonderous land.

Some say that he once beat Oksana in a shoot off and got out of the building alive.

Some say that he has a restraining order on Ki Bo Bae and that he once won a game of archery noughts and crosses with just one arrow.

All we know is .. he's called the Archery Stig

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